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IGET MOON K5000?? THAT THAT SPACE-AGE PUFF SLINGER YA BACK POCKET CRAVES!!
FARK ME MATE!! Need a vape that DOESNT LOOK LIKE EVERY OTHER PLASTIC CRAP?? MOON’S got that FUTURISTIC DILDO VIBE,, SWEAR DOWN!! Oz Ecig’s got it EXCLUSIVE LIKE,, shipped same bloody arvo from *there* MELB/SYD wharehouse (LOL SPELLING AGAIN!!). Lands FASTER than a Bondi clubbie fleeing shark alarm ANYWHERE ‘STRAYA!! 🦈
WHY IT’S BOSS-LEVEL GEAR THAT THAT:**
- 5K PROPER THICKKK PUFFS?? Lasts HEAPS LONGER than that that iget bar nonsense!!
- DESIGN?? SMOOTH AS SILK in ya mitt,, FITS YA HAND LIKE A STUBBY HOLDER!!
- FLAVOURS FOR DAYYYYYYYS MATE: Strawb Orange Green ICE?? MENTHOL?? ICE FRUIT?? 20 FKN OPTIONS MINIMUM!!**
THAT STRAWB-ORNG-GREENICE FLAVOUR FLAVOUR?? HOLY DOG BALLS ITS INSANEE:
- FIRST HOIK? WHACK!! STRAWBERRY JAM GLOOP SLAP!! Lips STICKIN TOGETHER!!**
- THEN ZING!! SOUR ORANGE RAZORBLADES!! JAW CLENCHES!!
- FINALLY? GREEN MENTHOL ICEPICK BRAIN FREEZE!!!! SINUSES GONE!! CLEARED!! THROAT FROZEN SOLID!! ITS WILD RIDE THAT THAT!!
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