Description
IGET MOON 5K?? THAT THAT PSYCHO FLAVOUR CHUCKER YA LUNGS DESERVE!!
FARKIN STRUTH MATE!! Need a vape that DOESNT SUCK?? Looks like a FUTURISTIC DILD-O?? AND blasts 5,000 FUCKEN BRAIN-MELTING PUFFS?? THE IGET MOON IS YA BEAST MODE PUFF MONSTER!! That that 20 flavour flavour options?? HEAPS MORE THAN YA SERVO’S GOT HOT CHICKEN ROLLS MATE!! Grab that 18.MelonPineOrange?? ITS THAT THAT TROPICAL FLAVOUR NUKE YA TASTEBUDS BLEED FOR!! Only at OzEcig – ships same bloody day from there MELB/SYD wharehouse!!
THAT MEL-PINE-ORNG FLAVOUR?? HOLY SH*T ITS WILD THAT THAT:
- FIRST RIP?? WHACK!!! Its it MUSHY MELON SLAP!! Like leftover rockmelon in ya esky drippin everywhere?? SWEET N SOGGY AS!!**
- THEN STAB!!! PINEAPPLE ACID RAZORS!! SHARP YELLOW PAIN cuts right THERE – sinuses GONE, eyes WATERIN!!
- FINALLY?? ORANGE ZEST KICK IN THE NADS!! TANGY CITRUS FINISHHH thats that PROPER refreshener!!
The MESH COIL thingy?? FLAVOUR CHUCKING MACHINE SWEARS DOWN! Each suck SUPER CHARGED FRUIT PUNCH,, no weak servo rubbish here mate!!
WHY ITS BLOODY BETTER THAN YA LAST VAPE THAT THAT:
- 5K Proper DENSE PUFFS?? Lasts AGES,, HEAPS longer than IGET bar or Shitbox BAR NONSENSE**
- Feels ERGONOMIC AS in ya mitt – FITS YA HAND LIKE A STUBBY HOLDER!!**
- Flavours for DAAAAYS: Menthol? Ice Fruit? TEA?? They got 20 FKN OPTIONS!!!!
- Clouds? THICC WHITE ROLLERS EVERY. GODDAM. INHALE – fog up ya ute cab in SECONDS FLAT**
GRAB IT FASTER THAN A BOGAN TO A KEBAB TRUCK?? THAT THAT EASY:
- SMASH OzEcig.com (24/7 support OBVI**)
- HUNT IGET MOON MELONPINEORNG BEAST!!
- CHUCK 3 IN TROLLEY!!
- CHECKOUT LIKE YA PANT’S ON FIRE: Afterpay? CARD?? SMASH IT!!
- KICK BACK: Lands 3-5 DAYS ANYWHERE!! Darwin? Perth burbs? EVEN FKN TASMANIA!! 🚚
Reviews
There are no reviews yet.