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GROO MAX LEMON LIME 10K?? THAT THAT SOUR-SWEET KICK YA SINUSES BEG FOR!!
STREWTH MATE!! Crave a vape thats built TOUGH? tastes like FRESH-CUT LEMONS N LIMES SMASHED TOGETHER?? AND blows 10,000 FUCKEN RIDICULOUS CLOUDS? LOOK NO FURTHER YA GUMBY!! That that GrOo MAX LEMON LIME is the citrus KINGPIN. Low nicotine? OBVIOUSLY. Pre-filled? Yep. Pre-charged? Duh. Just SUCK N GO YOU BEAUTY?? FUCKEN SORTED! ONLY at OzEcig – shipped next arvo from there MELB/SYD shed! Lands FASTER than free beer at a buck’s party ANYWHERE ‘STRAYA!! 3-7 days DEAD EASY.
THAT FLAVOUR?? GET READY FOR A TONGUE TANGO THAT THAT:
- FIRST DRAG?? PUCKER UP BUTTERCUP!! ZINGGGG!!! SOUR LEMON SLAP!! Like biting a JUST-peeled lemon wedge,, face crumples,, eyes WATER INSTANTLY,, its it PROPER face-twisting TART!! THAT that ACIDIC WAKE-UP CALL?? ITS ADDICTIVE!!
- THEN SWOOSH!! Sweet LIME RESCUE!! Mellow green sugar glides in,, tames that that sour SMACKDOWN,, its like ripe lime flesh dissolving on ya tongue,, smooth n GLORIOUS! Balances perfectly. Mouthfeel? CRISP AS A FRIDGED VB!!
- After?? Clean AS A WHISTLE,, zero syrupy hangover,, just that that zingy ghost kissing ya lips,, throat feels FRESH AS. ADV material? FUCKEN HELL YES!! Chuck this in ya gob all day sesh,, it it dont fatigue ya buds. That that secret weapon for hot arvos…
WHY ITS BETTER THAN SERVO GARBAGE THAT THAT:
- 10,000 PUFF MONSTER?? USB-C RECHARGE?? Lasts longer than ya last New Year’s resolution!! Value’s FKN BONKERS MATE!!
- Feels PREMIUM IN HAND: Dense steel body,, their build screams QUALITY,, none of that rattly plastic junk,, nah!
- LOW NIC NIRVANA: Gentle buzz,, ZERO throat scratchies!! Just PURE citrus joyride.
- CLOUDS? THICKKK AS TROPICAL STORM CLOUDS!! OBSCENE vapour EVERY. SINGLE. GODDAM. PULL!! Fog up ya ute cab in SECONDS!
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