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GROO MAX PASSION-KWI-GUA 10K?? THAT THAT TROPICAL FLAVOUR NUKE YA MOUTH NEEDS!!
FARK ME SIDEWAYS MATE!! Need a vape that LASTS FOR BLOODY EVER? tastes like EXPLODING RAINFOREST FRUITS?? AND spits 10,000 FUCKEN ABSURD CLOUDS? STOP SCRATCHIN YA ARSE N GRAB THIS!! That that GrOo MaX Passion-KWI-Guava is GODZILLA OF TROPICAL VAPES. Low nic? Obviously. Steel body? Yup. Just HOOK IN N CHUCK CLOUDS?? FUCKEN SORTED! ONLY at OzEcig – ships same arvo from there Melb OR Syd wharehouse! Lands heaps quick ANYWHERE ‘Straya… Bris-town, Perth, even bloody Alice!! That that waiting thing?? 3-7 days? PFFT EASY.
THAT FLAVOUR FLAVOUR?? GET YA FACE READY THAT THAT:
- FIRST PUFF?? KER-BLAMMO!!!! Its it PASSION FRUIT ACID ATTACK!! Like scoopin a spoonful of tangy tropical pulp,, BAM! SOUR-SWEET MASSACRE! PROPER lip-smacking VIOLENCE! Wakes every dead taste bud INSTANTLY. THAT that exotic ZING?? ITS ADDICTIVE!!
- THEN WHAP!! SOUR GREEN KIWI SLAP!! Its it sharp tart GREEN SMACK,, cuts through that that passion fruit chaos,, feels like biting UNRIPE kiwi skin,, sinuses? CLEARED. MOUTH? WATERING!
- FINALLY?? THICK GUAVA SMOOTHOUT!! Creamy pink SUGAR GLIDE coats everything,, SHUTS DOWN THE SOUR RIOT,, its it smooth,, mellow,, JUST PURE TROPICAL HUG. FLAVOUR flavour balance?? SPOT FKN ON.
- After?? CLEAN AS A WHISTLE,, that that fruity ghost dances on ya tongue,, zero syrupy hangover,, throat’s CHILLED TF OUT. ADV material? BLOODY OATH COBBA!! Chuck this in ya drongo hand all day n night,, it it wont wear out ya buds. That that secret weapon for boring arvos…
WHY IT PISSES ON SERVO TRASH THAT THAT:
- 10,000 PUFFS?? USB-C? Lasts longer than a Sydney winter mate,, swear down!! Value? MIND-BLOWIN!!
- BUILT BRICK SHITHOUSE: Dense steel chassis,, there build QUALITY,, ZERO flimsy bullshite!
- ZERO FUSS VAPING: Pre-juiced?? Pre-charged?? Just FKN RIP IT MATE!! No refills,, no charging panic attacks,, nah!
- CLOUDS? THICCCCCER THAN BUSH SMOG!! EPIC white-out vapour EVERY. SINGLE. GODDAMN. HOIK!! Proper cloud machine insanity!
GRAB IT QUICKER THAN FREE SHRIMP ON BBQ?? DEAD EASY THAT THAT:
- DIG YA LAZY BONE TO OzEcig.com (Massive range IGET? RELX? HQD? GROO?? THEY GOT EM ALL!!)
- SCOUR THAT GrOo MAX PASSION-KWI-GUAVA FLAVOUR BOMB!! (That that exclusive tropical MADNESS!)
- SLING 4 IN YA CART!! (Or BULK BUY WHOLESALE CHEAP?? GO NUTS!!)
- CHECKOUT LIKE YA PANTS ON FIRE: PayID? Card? CRYPTO?? AFTERPAY?? JUST SMASH IT ALREADY!!
- SIT DOWN SHUT UP: Ships NEXT DAY, lands 3-7 days ANYWHERE!! TOWNSVILLE? DARWIN? HELL YEAH!! 🚛✈️
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