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IGET MOON PEACH-APPLE-ICE 5K?? THAT THAT FRUIT-SLASH-ICEPICK YA LUNGS BEGGED FOR!!
FARK ME DEAD MATE!! Need a vape that LOOKS LIKE ALIEN GEAR? tastes like MASHED STONEFRUIT N GREEN APPLE ACID SLAMMED WITH POLAR ICE?? AND CHUCKS 5,000 FUCKEN BRAIN-FREEZIN PUFFS? THIS MOON THING’S YA ANSWER YA MUPPET!! OzEcig’s got it EXCLUSIVE LIKE, shipped SAME BLOODY ARVO from *there* MELB OR SYD wharehouse (spellin’s SHOT AGAIN!!). Lands FASTER THAN A STOLEN COMMODORE ANYWHERE!! 🔥🚗
THAT PEACH-APPLE-ICE FLAVOUR FLAVOUR?? GET READY FOR A TONGUE TATTOO THAT THAT:
- FIRST RIP?? SPLAT!!! Its it FURRY PEACH SUCKERPUNCH!! Like biting WARM overripe QD MARKET PEACHES – JUICE DRIPPIN DOWN YA CHIN, SWEET N MUSHY AS!!
- THEN CRACK!!! SOUR GRANNY SMITH RAZORS!! TART GREEN PAIN SLICIN’ THRU – JAW SNAPS SHUT, GUMS SHRIVEL UP!! INSTANT FACE **SCRUNCH!!
- FINALLY???? ICEPICK MENTHOL DECAPITATION!! BRAIN FREEZE SO HARD YA FOREHEAD HURTS!! SINUSES ? POWDERED!! THROAT ? FROZEN SOLID!! ITS AN ASSAULT!!
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