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IGET MOON WATMA-ICE 5K?? THAT THAT WET CHILLY SLAP YA SUMMER LUNGS NEEDED!!
FARKIN STRUTH MATE!! Need a vape that LOOKS SPACE-AGE? tastes like CRUSHIN CHILLED WATERMELONS WITH YA FOREHEAD?? AND SPITS 5,000 FUCKEN ICY CLOUDS? THIS MOON GEAR’S YA SAVIOUR YA DRONGO!! Only at OzEcig – ships next bloody arvo from *there* MELB/SYD wharehouse (LOL SPELLED WRONG AGAIN!!). Lands DEAD QUICK ANYWHERE… Perth? Adelaide? EVEN FKN ALICE!!
THAT WATMA-ICE FLAVOUR FLAVOUR?? HOLY DOG BALLS IT’S WILD THAT THAT:
- FIRST HOIK?? SPLOOOOOSH!!! Its it SOAKING WET WATMA GUSH!! Like STICKIN YA HEAD IN A CHILLED MELON,, DRIZZLY PINK WETNESS FLOODIN YA MOUTH?? SUGAR-SOAKED,, JUICY AS!! Lips SLICK N SHINY!!
- THEN WHACK!!! BRAIN-BASHIN ICE PICK DECAPITATION!! GLACIAL MENTHOL STABBING YA SINUSES, FREEZING YA TEETH,, THROAT TURNIN TO ANTARCTIC ICE!! EYES WATERIN INSTANT!! FACE NUMB AF!! ITS WAKES YA PROPER MATE!!
- After?? CLINICALLY COLD,, that that watermelon GHOST SWIMMIN IN LIQUID NITRO,, throat FROZEN SOLID. ADV? BLOODY OATH IF YA WANT FROSTBITE ON YA TONGUE!!
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