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GROO MAX STRAWB WATMA 10K?? THAT THAT SUMMER SMACK YA THROAT’S BEGGING FOR!!
STRUTH MATE!! Crave a vape that’s NO BRAINER EASY? tastes like MASHED SUMMER BERRIES N SOAKING WET WATERMELON?? AND blows 10,000 FUCKEN MENTAL CLOUDS? QUIT YA WHINGIN N GRAB THIS CUNN!! That that GrOo MaX Strawb-Watma is BLOODY LIQUID SUMMER. Low nic? Obviously. Just PULL N PFFFFT?? FUCKEN SIMPLE AS!! ONLY at OzEcig – ships next arvo from there MELB/SYD wharehouse!! Lands fast af ANYWHERE… Perth? Adelaide? EVEN BLOODY CAIRNS!! That that waiting game?? 3-7 days? PFFT GONE!
THAT FLAVOUR flavour?? GET READY FOR A TONGUE TSUNAMI THAT THAT:
- FIRST HOIK?? CRUNCH!!! Its it STRAWBERRY JAM SMASH MOUTH!! FUCKEN JUICY RED SMASH,, like warm punnet berries BUSTED on ya tongue? SUGAR-BLAST! SWEET AS!! Lips STICKIN TOGETHER!! THAT that sticky riot?? ITS HEAVEN!!
- THEN SPLASH!!! SOAKING WET WATMA RELIEF!! Dripping pink WETNESS washes in,, COOLS that that sticky HEAT,, its it CRISP,, HYDRATING,, like biting a CHILLED rind!! MOUTHGASM!! Balances PERFECTLY.
- After?? CLEANER THAN YA NANS CUTLERY,, that that sweet wet GHOST kisses ya lips,, throat’s HAPPY AS A PIG IN MUD. ADV material?? FUCKEN OATH IT IS!! Chuck this in ya car, ya pocket,, it it dont quit. That that beach holiday on demand…
WHY IT SLAYS CHEAP SERVO GARBAGE THAT THAT:
- 10,000 PUFF PUFF BEAST MODE?? USB-C?? Lasts longer than ya last sunburn!! Value? OFF THE RAILS!!
- Feels PREMIUM AS: Sleek steel chassis,, there build feels SOLID,, none of that rattly shite!!
- ZERO HASSLE NIRVANA: Pre-juiced? Pre charged? Just FKN INHALE MATE!! No leaks,, no charging nightmares,, nah!
- CLOUDS? THICC AS CHUNDER HAZE!! RIDICULOUS vapour EVERY. SINGLE. GODDAMN PFFFFFFFFT!! Fog machine on steroids!
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