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IGET BAR BANANA ICE 3.5K?? THAT THAT CREAMY-BRAIN-FREEZE YA MOUTH’S BEEN BEGGIN’ FOR!!
STRUTH MATE!! Need a vape that JUST FKN WORKS NO MESSIN?? Tastes like OVER-RIPE NANAS MIXED WITH POLAR BEAR SNOT?? AND blows 3,500 FUCKEN THICC CLOUDS?? GRAB THIS BEAUTY YA DRONGO!! ONLY at OzEcig – ships next arvo from *there* MELB/SYD wharehouse (🤦♂️SPELT WRONG AGAIN EH). Lands heaps quick ANYWHERE… Perth? Geraldton?? EVEN FKN WHYALLA!!
THAT BANANA ICE FLAVOUR flavour?? FARK ME ITS LIQUID DESSERT HELL THAT THAT:
- FIRST HOIK?? SPLOOGE!!! Its it CREAMY NANA SLAP!! Like MUSHING SPOTTED BANANAS IN YA MOUTH?? SWEET N VELVETY,, TONGUE COATED IN YELLOW SMOOTHNESS!! ITS ITS PROPER DESSERT **VIBES!! 🍌
- THEN WHAMMO!!! ANTARCTIC ICE PICK DECAPITATION!! ❄️ BRAIN FREEZE SO HARD YA FOREHEAD HURTS!! SINUSES ? PULVERISED!! THROAT ? FROZEN SOLID!! ITS A SHOCK TO THE SYSTEM MATE!! WAKES YA PROPER UP!!
- After?? WEIRDLY REFRESHING?? that that banana GHOST LINGERS WITH A COOL KISS,, zero chemical aftertaste crap,, throat HAPPY AS. ADV material? BLOODY OATH IF YA WANT YA LUNGS SMOOTH AS BUTTER N COLD AS **ICE!! 🥶🍦
WHY ITS BETTER THAN SERVO GARBAGE THAT THAT:
- 3.5K PROPER PUFFS?? LASTS AGESS MATE!! Recharge it? NAH JUST BIN IT WHEN DONE – EASY **AS!! 🗑️
- MESH COIL DINGUS?? FLAVOUR IS STUPID STRONG SWEARS **DOWN!! 👊
- FITS YA HAND LIKE A ROTTEN BANANA – SLIPPERY BUT GOOD GRIP **LOL!! 🤣
- CLOUDS? THICCC CREAMY ROLLERS EVERY SINGLE GODDAM SUCC!! FOG UP YA KITCHEN WHILE MAKING BANANA BREAD!! ☁️🍞
GRAB IT QUICKER THAN A POSSUM IN YA BIN?? SIMPLE AS:
- STOMP OVER TO OzEcig.com 🔥
- SNAG THAT IGeT BAR BANANA ICE **BEAST!! 🍌❄️
- CHUCK 3 IN YA TROLLEY MATE!! 🛒 (OR GO BULK CHEAP AS?? DO **IT!!)
- PAY LIKE YA STOLE IT: AfterPay? Card? DIRECT DEPOSIT?? JUST SMASH IT!! 💳
- SIT YA KOOKA DOWN: Ships NEXT DAY, lands 3-7 DAYS EASY PEASY!! 📦
STOP DICKIN ABOUT!! YA CREAMY ICE NIRVANA AWAITS!!
Want stupid easy puffs, that that smooth nana chill, ZERO charging bullshit? This IGET BAR 3.5K BANANA ICE DELIVERS. Tastes BONZA?? THAT THAT SPELLBINDING. Clouds THICC?? OBVIOUSLY!! SMASH BUY NOW BEFORE STOCK GOES WALKABOUT!! 🦘💨
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