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IGET BAR PASSION-KWI-GUA 3.5K?? THAT THAT TROPICAL FLAVOUR NUKE YA TASTEBUDS SCREAMED FOR!!
FARK ME DEAD MATE!! Need a vape that DOESNT DIE AFTER 2 DAYS? tastes like EXPLODING RAINFOREST FRUITS?? AND spits 3,500 FUCKEN SOLID CLOUDS? GRAB THIS BEAUTY YA DRONGO!! ONLY at OzEcig – ships next bloody arvo from *there* MELB/SYD wharehouse (SPELT WRONG AGAIN EH). Lands heaps quick ANYWHERE… Perth? Darwin?? EVEN FKN TASMANIA!!
THAT PASSION-KWI-GUA FLAVOUR flavour?? HOLY DOG BALLS ITS WILD THAT THAT:
- FIRST RIP?? WHAMMO!!! Its it TART PURPLE PASSION PUNCH!! Like scooping sour passionfruit pulp straight from the fruit?? FACE SCRUNCH INSTANT!! JAW CLENCHES!! ITS ITS TART **VIOLENCE!!
- THEN SLAP!!! SOUR GREEN KIWI SLAP!! SHARP GREEN ACID RAZORS CUT THRU – sinuses ? CLEARED!! MOUTH ? WATERING!! EYES WEEPING!! ITS A WAKE-UP CALL **MATE!!
- FINALLY?? CREAMY PINK GUA HUG!!! SWEET PINK VELVET SLUDGE coats everything,, CALMS that that sour RIOT down,, smooth AS. BUTTAH. ITS LIKE DRINKING GUAVA NECTAR THROUGH A SILK SOCK!! WEIRD BUT BLOODY **GOOD!!
- After?? CLEANISH TROPICAL GHOST LINGERS,, zero chemical crap,, throat CHILLED OUT. ADV material?? BLOODY OATH IF YA LIKE YA LUNGS TICKLED BY FRUIT BATS!! ITS ITS LIQUID SUMMER HOLIDAY!!
WHY ITS BETTER THAN SERVO GARBAGE THAT THAT:
- 3.5K PROPER THICK PUFFS?? LASTS AGESS MATE!! No recharging bullshit **needed!!
- MESH COIL DINGUS?? FLAVOUR IS STUPID STRONG SWEARS DOWN!! (whatever TF mesh coil means **lol)
- ERGONOMIC AS?? FITS YA HAND LIKE A STUBBY HOLDER – COMFY **AS!!
- CLOUDS? THICCC WHITE ROLLERS EVERY SINGLE GODDAM SUCC!! FOG UP YA CAR IN SECONDS!!
GRAB IT QUICKER THAN A SEAGULL ON HOT CHIPS?? DEAD SIMPLE:
- GET YA LAZY ARSE TO OzEcig.com
- SCOUR THAT IGeT BAR PASSION-KWI-GUA BEAST!!
- CHUCK 4 IN YA TROLLEY MATE!! (BULK CHEAPER?? GO NUTS!!)
- PAY LIKE YA STOLE IT: AfterPay? Card? CRYPTO?? JUST SMASH **IT!!
- SIT DOWN: Ships NEXT DAY, lands 3-7 DAYS EASY PEASY!!
STOP DICKIN ABOUT!! YA TROPICAL FLAVOUR ASSAULT AWAITS!!
Want stupid easy puffs, that that sour-creamy tropical punch, ZERO fussing about? This IGET BAR 3.5K DELIVERS. Tastes BONZA?? THAT THAT SPELLBINDING. Clouds SOLID?? OBVIOUSLY!! SMASH BUY NOW BEFORE STOCK GOES WALKABOUT!!
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