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IGET BAR QUAD BERRY 3.5K?? THAT THAT BERRY BOMB YA MOUTH’S SCREAMIN FOR!!
FARK ME MATE!! Need a recharGeable vape that slams FOUR FUCKEN BERRIES IN YA FACE?? Tastes like CHEAP LOLLY BAG EXPLODED?? And chucks 3,500 PROPER THICC PUFFS?? THE BAR’S YA HUCKLEBERRY YA DRONGO!! Only at OzEcig – ships next arvo from *there* MelB/Syd Wharehouse (spelling’s shot AGAIN aye). Lands heaps quick ANYWHERE Straya.. Perth? Whyalla?? EVEN FKN MOE!!
THAT QUAD BERRY FLAVOUR flavour?? GET READY FOR A TONGUE ASSAULT THAT THAT:**
- FIRST RIP?? TART RASPBERRY SLAP!!! ITS IT SHARP RED PANG!! LIKE EATING UNRIPE BERRIES OFF THE BUSH!! JAW **SQUEZZES!!
- THEN WHAM!! BLUEBERRY MUSH BOMB!!! DARK SWEET GLOOP COATS YA MOUTH,, kinda musty but **NICE??
- NEXT?? BLACKBERRY ACID RAIN!! DEEP PURPLE SOURNESS STABS THRU – sinuses ? GONE!! **
- FINALLY??? CHERRY SYRUP FINISHER!!! ITS LIKE MARASCHINO JUICE FROM THE JAR!! STICKY SWEET MESS!! MOUTH FEELS LIKE A BIRD BATHED IN CORDIAL!! ITS ITS A BERRY FUCK FEST MATE!!
WHY ITS BETTER THAN YA LAST VAPE THAT THAT:
- 3500 PUFFS OF BERRY CHAOS?? HEAPS ENUFF FOR ANY SESH!!
- RechargeABLE BATTERY?? ITS ITS ”LESS GUILTY” THAN NORMAL DISPOSABLES LOL!!
- MESH COIL DINGUS?? FLAVOUR IS STUPID STRONG SWEARS **DOWN!!
- 30+ FLAVOURS?? GET FUKN LOST TRYNA CHOOSE MATE!!
TECHY BITS FOR NERDS:
- 12ml juice **thingy
- 1500mAh battery **doohickey
- 5% nic (50mg) proper **hit
- PC+ALU casing bullshit – TOUGH ENUFF FOR THE PUB CARPARK!!
WARNINGS:
DONT LET KIDS PREGOS OR ALLERGIC MUPPETS SUCK THIS!! IF YA SWALLOW IT ?? RINSE YA GOB AND SEEK A DOC FAST YA **GUMBY!!
GRAB IT QUICKER THAN A BLOWFLY ON A LAMB CHOP?? DEAD SIMPLE:
- STOMP OVER TO OZECIG.COM
- SNAG THAT IGET BAR QUAD BERRY **BEAST!!
- CHUCK 5 IN YA TROLLEY MATE!! (or go single – no min orders here!!)
- PAY LIKE YA MEAN IT: AfterPay? Card? CRYPTO?? JUST DO **IT!!
- SIT ON YA ARSE: Lands IN 3-7 DAYS EASY AS!!
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